
She longed for an assortment of duly classics but sadly received this pair of lurkers instead... straight to the sock-bin, thank you.
Wacky uncle Jez opened the door wearing these splendids. A questionable bulge, spot on for Sunday.
Six blue stripes. I fear the bobble takeover is imminent, but these thickset public school socks do look tremendously content [indoors only].
Kicking back with cousin plaid... forest green, claret and stray dog hairs.